● DEAD CARD · a RECEIPTS watchdog · first watch: Sunday Sept 13
Your lineup is in. A player just went OUT. Which of your cards is dead?
Every Sunday at 11:30 ET the inactives drop, and somewhere a lineup you already submitted starts scoring a zero. The optimizers that built it won't warn you. Twitter is chaos. You have kids and two slates. We watch your entries.
"Forgot to late swap… had him in 6 of 20."
"Missed the swap by five seconds."
"Late swap is the absolute worst."
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How Sunday works
After checkout, you send us your entered lineups — paste your DK/FD entry export or even a screenshot list. Takes one minute; instructions on the next page.
12:35 PM CT (after official inactives): you get your Dead Card — "Player X is OUT — he's in your Lineup 3 and Lineup 7 (FLEX). Salary freed: $6,200." Only your lineups. Only what matters.
3:35 PM CT (pack only): late-window sweep before the 4:05s lock.
Monday: the public post — how many cards died across the book, how many got saved. Receipts, as always.
What this is not: not an optimizer, not projections, not lineup-building, not a $97/month platform. It's a smoke alarm for money you already committed. DK allows swaps until each player's game locks — we just make sure you know which row before the door shuts.
The receipt promise: if an official OUT hits the wire and your alert misses it, your next Sunday is free — and we post the miss ourselves. That's the brand.